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  1. "Wildest Dreams Parody"

    [Taylor:]
    My ex-boyfriends all hate me now
    They think I was crazy and dicked them around.
    I can't stand that they think about me as a bad girlfriend.
    So guess I gotta take them out!
    How dare they all dump Taylor Swift and not remember me as perfect!
    They must pay the price, and I won't rest until they all are dead!

    Hey John remember me?

    [John Mayer:]
    Sure Taylor we dated before I met Katy.

    [Taylor:]
    Since our break up made me scream, I'll return the favor
    Go to hell John Mayer!
    That's right, scream!

    [John Mayer:]
    Aaah! Aaah!

    [Taylor:]
    Rest in Peace! 
    Haa! Haaaaah!

    I invited Joe Jonas to my tent.
    Yea, I used to date him
    Back when he still had hits.

    [Joe Jonas:]
    It's not my fault my career Gone to shit.
    God, I hate my brother.

    [Taylor:]
    Well, he's the one with talent!

    [Joe Jonas:]
    Why would you say something so cruel?
    No please stop! What the hell did I do?

    [Taylor:]
    You broke up with me over the phone
    and left me all alone.

    Now I am on a plane
    Soon I will be killin' one more ex Jake Gyllenhaal.

    [Jake Gyllenhaal:]
    What are you doing Tay?

    [Taylor:]
    I'm hitting this button!
    Now I'm going to jump. It's my Wildest Dream!

    [Jake Gyllenhaal:]
    No No Noooo!

    [Taylor:]
    That was three. Two to go.

    [Harry Styles:]
    Taylor?

    [Taylor:]
    Hello Harry.
    I've come to say Bye Bye cause you're about to die.

    [Harry Styles:]
    What? I'm just going to space.

    [Taylor:]
    There's been a change of plans cause I'm killing exes in my Wildest Dreams.
    Aaah. Aaaaah.

    [Calvin Harris:]
    What are you doing Taylor love?

    [Taylor:]
    I know eventually you will dump me!

    [Calvin Harris:]
    What no! Oooow!

    [Taylor:]
    So I might as well kill you now.
    Haaa! Haaaaaa!
    Die! Die Calvin! Haaa!
    You won't dump me Calvin! Not this time! Haaa Haaa!

    [Calvin Harris:]
    Taylor! Taylor! You okay? You were saying some strange things while sleeping.

    [Taylor:]
    I was just having a wild dream.

    [Calvin Harris:]
    I could tell.

    [Taylor:]
    Go back to sleep. Everything's fine.
    Goodnight sweetheart. Sleep tight.
    Don't let the bedbugs bite. Hee Hee.

  2. 2:36 that knife is totaly real . Yep . Completely real. No chance it is a fake * cough * fake! * cough cough * fake ! Sorry , I just got somthing stuck in my throat there for a minute. Sorry about that

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